“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”
“Working as Blogger at Tumblr.”
“Fluent in sarcasm.”
(Source: phil-mitchell, via not-one-fuck-given)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: jennernation, via laughing-burns-calories)
CANNOT GET PAST THE FACT THAT SNAKES ARE JUST TAILS WITH FACES
(via laughing-burns-calories)
(via bonushumor)
- Person: do you have a boyfriend?
- Me: are you making fun of me
(Source: imgfave)
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